Grizzly Bear 1, R2-D2 0 (or, Where Is C3P0 When You Need Him?)

Depending on your point of view of the "Star Wars" universe, the Ewoks were almost as annoying as Jar Jar Binks or cuddly creatures that also happened to be resourceful warriors. Regardless, they never did anything like this to R2-D2.

Officials at the Cheyenne Mountain Zoo placed the droid in a pen with Emmett the Grizzly Bear. Oh, they also stuffed R2-D2 with bear treats.

Alas, the Force was not with the droid on this day.