Who needs Dear Abby? Now we have Ask Darth!

All of us are plagued by questions big and small. What to wear today? Will I get that promotion? When will I find my soul mate? How did that frog get into my living room?

Now comes someone with all the answers. Tuesday marked the debut of Ask Vader.

Go to the website by clicking above. Ask the Dark Lord anything. And he will answer. It's like a Magic 8 Ball for the Internet Age. Also, the more questions you ask, the better your chance at unlocking other facets of the website.