|One of these things is not like the other.|
I attended a presentation at work on Friday. The subject is not important. At the end, my boss held up a small toy figurine and said, "We're just as fast as Flash Gordon." He said he wanted critiques on the presentation, so I approached him afterward.
Me: "That's not Flash Gordon. That's the Flash. There's a big difference."
Him: "Well, it's the original Flash from the comics."
Me: "No it's not. It's the Barry Allen Flash. The original Flash was Jay Garrick."
Him: Long stare.
I'm guessing it's a good thing that I did not mention Wally West.