By Ken Parker
While I would
prefer new original movies, I do admit that remakes can sometimes be just as
entertaining. There are a fair amount of
them in the works right now but I have selected some that I feel, if done well,
could be excellent products. Some of
these were made so long ago that a remake would just allow new effects and
ideas to flourish while others would just appeal to newer audiences. I actually like or love all the movies listed
below and so it is not because the originals were bad films.
Dune – We have had two versions, the 1994 David
Lynch film and the 2000 TV mini series.
I did not see the TV version but feel that a re-launch of the entire
book series might be a good franchise if the right production team was behind
it. Think Peter Jackson or some other
presence that would be able to start from scratch and create a new popular
franchise. I am not sure the world is
ready for this right now but perhaps in five years after the superhero phase
lightens up a bit, the time will be perfect.
Fantastic Voyage – The 1966 movie is pretty
spectacular but imagine a new version with CG effects. The level of advancement in medical
photography has increased so much in the past bunch of years that it would be
amazing to see it in this movie. Also
imagine it in 3-D. I dislike the 3-D
technology but I have to admit that it would be a huge selling point for a
movie like this. At one point James Cameron was attached to remake rumors a few
years back. He might be the best choice
for this movie.
The Black Hole – This movie was epic and pretty good
but it has dated a bit and at the time people were afraid that it would be too
much like a Disney film. As with Fantastic
Voyage, more info and photography of space will make a remake more accurate
and the CG would be pretty cool. With
the right cast and production, the film could be excellent. There are quite a few space movies on the
horizon in 2013 and 2014 so depending on how they do, this movie may be primed
for a return. Andrew Stanton (Wall-E and Monsters Inc) did a fairly good job
with John Carter and so he might be
a good fit.
Logan’s Run – the remake of this story is ready
but production hell has plagued the project for years. The idea would be ideal
for new audiences and could expand on the movie plot a bit. This could also be made into a series as the
1976 movie was. Hopefully, like all
these remakes listed, the movie doesn’t turn into a chase action movie like the
Total Recall remake in 2012. Of course, Logan’s Run is about a chase, so
there.
Flash Gordon – Speaking of John Carter, this franchise, you would think, would be more ready
for a return than John Carter
was. Flash Gordon is more popular and besides a gross blip in 2007 with
a TV series, it could do well today. I would hope that the movie would be more
like the animated cartoon of 1979 and less like the spoofy 1980 movie.
Forbidden Planet – I love this movie but boy, this one
needs a remake. The ideas and effects
still hold up today but the acting and characters need a reboot. The worse part of the movie is the poor 50’s
style relationship between Altair and just about everyone else. I absolutely admire Anne Francis as an
actress but the dialog in this movie is bad.
A remake with effects that would have to rival the superb ones from 1956
is perfect as long as it doesn’t come out like The Day the Earth Stood Still remake in 2008. J. Michael Straczynski was at one point
attached to a remake idea in 2007 and that would be fine with me. James Cameron’s name has also been associated
with this. I do have nightmares that
Robby the Robot would be CG. That might
be bad.
2001: A Space Odyssey – oh boy. This is my favorite sci-fi movie of all
time. How dare I even remotely mention
the idea of a remake? Well, again I
would love to see what the effects would be like today. If someone could make the effects as good now
as the original ones were in 1968 I would be superbly impressed. I would love to see these visuals take center
stage but I would also like to see more story and characters. The idea of slow moving plots is of a day
long past and so to see this story with a bit more character interaction
(similar to the original sequel 2010:
The Year We Make Contact) and keep the mind blowing imagery and have the
film brave enough not to explain every single thing, I think I might be
happy. This remake could lead into 2010, 2061 and 3001 movies as
well and that is all good in my book. Nothing can replace the original but I am
all for a well made remake. Not sure who could pull it off. At one point James Cameron or Steven
Spielberg would be ideal choices but perhaps Danny Boyle (Sunshine) or Duncan
Jones (Moon) might be other possibilities.
20,000 Leagues Under the Sea – I have read the book and seen the
1954 movie but am not familiar with the 1997 remake nor any of the other
animated projects. It goes without
saying that this movie should be a period piece and take place in 1868 but a
present day remake is not entirely out of the question in my mind. With CG and advanced underwater technology,
this film could be pretty spectacular. I
keep going to obvious choices but James Cameron seems to like it underwater
more than above it so he might be an okay choice. I know he is currently very popular but I
just thought that Captain Nemo could be played by Benedict Cumberbatch.
Barbarella –
This film is a product of its time but a remake could work really
well. I would expect the same level of
camp, sex and comedic themes would be included.
The original did have some good sci-fi ideas and so hopefully the remake
could live up to that. Ultimately it
would come down to who do you get for the main star. In the past names such as Drew Barrymore,
Sherilyn Fenn, Erica Durance and Rose McGowan had been rumored to play the
title part. Today an Eva Green or Emily
Blunt might be good choices. I am
thinking of many more so I will stop there. Robert Rodriguez (Sin City) had
been attached to the project for quite a few years but that seems to no longer
be the case, which is a shame.
Them! – Since it has been almost 60 years
since the original, I guess it could be time. When was the last time we had a
swarm of giant insects attack Earth movie….that wasn’t on SYFY? Now is the time. Get an all star cast and attempt to make a
serious disaster film with giant CG ants.
If done seriously, it could be pretty gross and horrific. Or not.
Pacific Rim and Godzilla are approaching movie theaters
and so what better time for Them!
Sinbad – With the popularity of Game of Thrones still peaking, a new movie
series based on the 1958 and 1970’s Sinbad movies (The 7th Voyage of Sinbad, The Golden Voyage of Sinbad and Sinbad and the Eye of the Tiger) might be a hit today. You bring in a CG team that puts half of the
time and effort into the detail of creating fantastical creatures and worlds as
original effects creator Ray Harryhausen did and you might pull it off. A good cast and writer and director could
start up a new fantasy series replacing the voids made by the end of the Harry Potter and Twilight films.
What are some other films that you think might be ready for a remake?
I would like to see a proper period war of the worlds.Imagine a victorian battleship taking down a steampunk war machine.If any one could do it justice I would suggest Mark Gattis - especially after his First Men In The Moon from a few years ago.
ReplyDeleteThat is a good idea for War of the Worlds. I agree that some of these older stories would benefit from taking place during their original time period.
ReplyDeleteThe Last Starfighter comes to mind. Wouldn't mind seeing that done again. Good list
ReplyDeleteOf all the movies on this list a couple are already in the works like you said, so I hope Black Hole makes it out of development and into theaters.
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